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in my head : song for - earlimart

ello ello ! so much has been going on that i do fear i've neglected the blog altogether . i don't think anyone's going to dial operator anymore and i apologise . i promise that the next couple of posts will be much better ; i have to warn that the internet at my new pad only goes up on the 4th of july ( i couldn't have found a more apt day to get the internet up and running ) .

i don't even know why i'm speaking the way i am . i think it's because i'm reading notes on a scandal and it's all "bri-t-ish" writing . hahaha . on to the yummy stuff : )

.: the teenagers popped my c h e r r y :.

my first virgin gig experience courtesy of ee jin and sam - the teenagers . indie french band with the cutest lead singer with the hottest dance moves . i love indeed .


the players : ee jin , spam and cheryl .


pre-gig drinks at sister bella ( s? )

.: the sixteenth :.

rise and shine because sam turns 22 . if you know sam , you'll know that breakfast is her bloody fucking favourite meal . of . the . day . so i thought i'd be awesome and grab pancakes ( which is one of her bloody favourites too ) and surprise her . since she normally wakes up at 1 in the afternoon , i was taking my own sweet time on the way back . i reach home to find her awake and then she tells me she's going for breakfast . alone . wah lau please . so nevermind , we go for round TWO of breakfast at MART . WHICH IS BLOODYFUCKINGAWESOME if you wanted to know . : D .


tram 96 ; stop 133




corn fritters + scrambled eggs


close up : in case you didn't get how awesome it was .


my awesome ( I CAN'T STRESS HOW AWESOME ) japanese salad . it tasted way better than the presentation .

.: the dinner :.


sam : " since you guys are part of my birthday crew , you gots to wear these . " * produces the ugliest pair of teeth possible .


excuse my fucked up face AND the lack of people . everyone had exams .


the duck ( bottom right corner ) is the smallest tiniest entree ever . okay , maybe it's supposed to be like that . but still . $36 .


i shall wait patiently for my food .


even though i'm so hungry i finished my water and left my teeth there in my haste .


drinks at croft - the dodgiest bar ever .


rehz .




happy burday bitch ass !!!!


tomorrow : i'm moving again AND AND AND DANIEL ZHANG IS COMING . WHOOT WHOOT . i miss his ugly face and his callus filled hands . : D

AND OMG . if you haven't already heard , some motherfuckerbastardchildofsatan stole my wallet last friday . please join me in cursing the knncheebyeassholicspawnofthedevil . i've never been so pissed off in my life .







xoxoxoxoxo ,
soho about to move . AGAIN .